Mission

Who is JEFTs? We are an employment readiness service for chelonids. We offer career counseling, velocity improvement and temperature regulation advocacy for the shell contained community. Founded in 2013 by the surreal estate tycoon and procurator of practical absurdism who created FontSound.org, we pride ourselves on the values of simplicity, slow movement and portable residency. Some of our clients have advanced to be employed as zoological exhibits, postage sample models and actors in promotional videos for a famous insurance company.

We are non-prophets so we are welcome in our native shells. Most of our funding comes from our founder’s surreal estate development, (i.e., selling imaginary buildings, imagining buildings that can be built in empty spaces, etc.,) and occasional absurdist speaking engagements.